{"product_id":"sealand-slingers-dodgeball-t-shirt","title":"Sealand Slingers Dodgeball T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eEight arms. Zero mercy.\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDodgeball is a simple sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou throw a ball at someone. They either catch it or they don't. What could go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuite a lot, as it turns out, when the team throwing at you represents an actual sovereign nation and their mascot is an octopus with a grudge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the Sealand Slingers — the Principality of Sealand's official dodgeball team. The logo says everything you need to know about how they approach the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in white, black and sport grey. Wear it to training, wear it to intimidate people at the gym, wear it anywhere you want someone to ask \"wait, what's a Slinger?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex ultra cotton tee. Available in white, black and sport grey. Comfortable, durable and considerably more threatening than a dodgeball has any right to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐙 Sealand Slingers Dodgeball. Representing the Principality. Eight arms, one target.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Thicker vintage-feel cotton with subtle natural flecks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Runs larger for a relaxed, roomy fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced 100% US cotton (solid colors)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53199403188521,"sku":"18867928175817352558","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53199403221289,"sku":"74766112540400728677","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53199403254057,"sku":"77667308528987643318","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53199403286825,"sku":"29836168495445710994","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53199403319593,"sku":"26941556833630001536","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53199403352361,"sku":"18267838622783641789","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53199403385129,"sku":"28555997316972382994","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53199403417897,"sku":"81669931994393195871","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53199403450665,"sku":"14289445945173423064","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53199403483433,"sku":"27156013545041844163","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53199403516201,"sku":"26718204265065778626","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53199403548969,"sku":"31186607822746780246","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53199403581737,"sku":"15003722660706601106","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53199403614505,"sku":"35418452821683012772","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53199403647273,"sku":"22878176803735652277","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53199403680041,"sku":"39931286025629382923","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53199403712809,"sku":"42240895257570262703","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53199403745577,"sku":"27406472934961754639","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53199403778345,"sku":"26910076084931147395","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53199403811113,"sku":"19534444091693654565","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53199403843881,"sku":"66732873854604018595","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53199403876649,"sku":"52792989949591887801","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53199403909417,"sku":"74994137795222482626","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53199403942185,"sku":"32283429692838226382","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/4472\/2985\/files\/2326463979195284643_2048.jpg?v=1779446869","url":"https:\/\/sealandgov.org\/ru-af\/products\/sealand-slingers-dodgeball-t-shirt","provider":"Principality of Sealand","version":"1.0","type":"link"}