Eight arms. Zero mercy.
Dodgeball is a simple sport.
You throw a ball at someone. They either catch it or they don't. What could go wrong?
Quite a lot, as it turns out, when the team throwing at you represents an actual sovereign nation and their mascot is an octopus with a grudge.
Meet the Sealand Slingers — the Principality of Sealand's official dodgeball team. The logo says everything you need to know about how they approach the game.
Available in white, black and sport grey. Wear it to training, wear it to intimidate people at the gym, wear it anywhere you want someone to ask "wait, what's a Slinger?"
THE DETAILS: Unisex ultra cotton tee. Available in white, black and sport grey. Comfortable, durable and considerably more threatening than a dodgeball has any right to be.
🐙 Sealand Slingers Dodgeball. Representing the Principality. Eight arms, one target.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton with subtle natural flecks
- Runs larger for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves drape
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced 100% US cotton (solid colors)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| Color |
Sport Grey, White, Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |